Sometimes I have an intense craving for leaving everything behind and heading into the woods…

Sometimes I have an intense craving for leaving everything behind and heading into the woods somewhere, to listen to forest creatures squeak and rivers flowing, and cozy up inside a tent and toast vegan marshmallows. Then I remember I prefer to not have bugs bite my ass while peeing in the woods and bugs flying into my tent and bugs, bugs, bugs. Everywhere, bugs.

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